![]() I mean, I’m sorry for everything Audrey’s father has put her mom through, but we all got one hell of a performance out of it. Like, there are still several kids I don’t care about yet - can we focus on them first? On the other hand, I retract that complaint when the parents in question are played by the likes of Laura Benanti. On one hand, I feel like we’re spending too much time with too many parents this early in the show. * Let’s start with Audrey’s mother’s aforementioned meltdown. Following her mother’s public meltdown at a school fundraiser (more on that later), Audrey ditches Aki… and has sex with Max! This lust triangle has officially been upgraded to a lust square, and if any more people decide to join the madness, we’re going to need to build a murder board just to keep track of who everybody is boning and/or would like to bone. That’s when things go fully off the rail, if they were ever on there to begin with. “Are you trying to get me fired? You should be at school.” He then walks away in a naked huff, leaving Max and Aki to stand around in awkward, naked silence… until Aki sheepishly asks, “Should we follow him and do it again?” “Did you follow me here?” he asks nakedly. Unfortunately, Professor Peeper is not amused by this trickery. And because Aki is such a good friend - and definitely not because he’s looking for an excuse to explore his sexuality - he initiates a kiss with Max while Rafa watches from the safe distance of the nearest sauna (aka Hand Stuff HQ). At one point, you can literally hear the wheels turning in Aki’s sweet, simple mind. The plan doesn’t sit well with Aki, but as Max explains, “A man only selfies his bi-weekly bathhouse visit if he wants to be found.” (Readers, take note.) Max then asks if he has Aki’s consent for “whatever,” at which point Aki finally realizes that Max wants to use him to make Rafa jealous. “I couldn’t walk for a week… and I didn’t want to!” (OK, calm down, Samantha.)Īfter some light Instagram stalking, Max graduates to actual stalking, recruiting Aki (naturally) to join him at Rafa’s favorite cruising spot. “That man is the f–k of New York,” one says, wistfully recalling their night together. ![]() Max is ready to throw in the proverbial towel, until he overhears some guys talking about Rafa. Jude’s, I’m going to pretend this conversation didn’t happen,” he says on his way out of the bathroom. “For your safety, security and continued enrollment in St. Rafa appears to consider the invitation for a moment before replying with a line he’s probably recited before: “I don’t f–k my students.” Undeterred, Max responds, “Cool, I’ll top then,” which Rafa apparently doesn’t appreciate. Gossip Girl Surpasses Flight Attendant as HBO Max’s Biggest Launch to Date ![]()
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